{"id":41,"date":"2010-09-12T09:58:04","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T13:58:04","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-10-25T20:57:07","modified_gmt":"2010-10-25T20:57:07","slug":"what-jeff-foxworthy-says-about-canadians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/what-jeff-foxworthy-says-about-canadians\/","title":{"rendered":"What Jeff Foxworthy Says about Canadians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If someone in a Home Depot store<br \/>\nOffers you assistance and they don&#8217;t work there,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If &#8216;Vacation&#8217; means going anywhere<br \/>\nSouth of Detroit for the weekend,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you measure distance in hours,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you know several people<br \/>\nWho have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you have switched from &#8216;heat&#8217; to &#8216;A\/C&#8217; in the same day and back again,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you can drive 90 km\/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada ..<\/p>\n<p>If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada ..<\/p>\n<p>If you design your kid&#8217;s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km &#8212; you&#8217;re going 95 and everybody is passing you,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If driving is better in the winter<br \/>\nBecause the potholes are filled with snow,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada ..<\/p>\n<p>If you know all 4 seasons:<br \/>\nAlmost winter, winter, still winter,<br \/>\nand road construction,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>(this is my favourite, because how true)<\/p>\n<p>If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,<br \/>\nYou may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<p>If you find -2 degrees &#8216;a little chilly&#8217;, You may live in Canada .<\/p>\n<div class=\"fbconnect_head_share\"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/what-jeff-foxworthy-says-about-canadians\/\" width=\"280px\" height=\"30px\"><\/fb:like><fb:share-button href=\"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/what-jeff-foxworthy-says-about-canadians\/\" type=\"button_count\" ><\/fb:share-button><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don&#8217;t work there, You may live in Canada . If you&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/what-jeff-foxworthy-says-about-canadians\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-human-interest","category-laughter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91,"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions\/91"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rosenblath.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}